sorry i have bubonic plague i can’t hang out tonight
aw rats
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Hello, future?
28 and no longer so depressed. I need pizza, maths and kittens to operate correctly.
Did you see people’s responses under this tweet? I was so weak
i laughed way too hard at this
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i really really love when animals lay on their back and their paws do that thing
the front paws. i love that
its just very good
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this is an england hate blog
HOW IS THIS EVEN REAL? WHAT DID MY COUNTRY EVER DO TO ANYONE?!
oh sorry sweetie, i didn’t realise you still lived in the 1800s…🙄🙄
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everyone who reblogs this will get gordon ramsay in their inbox
i’M CRyING
if you don’t keep your promise i swear to god
i reblogged it less than an hour ago hOW THE FUCK DID YOU MANAGE THAT
already at 70000 notes? Doubt you will follow through this far after its started.
I POSTED THAT 30 FUCKING SECONDS AGO
i cant believe youre still human
I’m waiting
Reblog for infinite luck
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iM???? kkshd;bgdjsmmsnd;sn;
An orc wrote this.
An orc who knows how to treat a lady
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Hey, this post may contain adult content, so we’ve hidden it from public view.
For Sale: Baby Shoes. Heavy wear, almost as if the baby had been hiking.
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So many deactivated profiles
It feels like a graveyard out there. It’s so painful to think that tumblr is dying.